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Best Mom Jokes.........

Fat Jokes

1. Your Mom is so fat when she sat on a quarter she squeezed a bugger out of George Washington's ear.

2. Your Mom is so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house.

3. Your Mom is so fat she is in all the pages of the year book.

4. Your Mom is so fat when she got on the scale it said TO BE CONTINED....

5. Your Mom is so fat she has to wear 3 watches to seperate the time zones.

6. Your Mom is so fat when she sat on a quarter, she made 2 dimes and a nickel.

7. Your Mom is so fat her bath tub is the Pacific Ocean.

8. Your Mom is so fat when she asked your dad for a water bed he threw a sheet over Lake Erie.

9. Your Mom is so fat she had to go to a Truck Scale to weigh her-self and she broke it.

Stupid Jokes

1. Your Mom is so stoopid she tripped over a cordless phone.

2. Your Mom is so stoopid she sold the car for gas Money.

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